8-Bit ULTRA

On the 69th year, the 8-Bit Eliminator struck a particular fusion of bugs that caused a shard to ripple through Satoshi City. Once at the equilibrium of time and space, he forged 1x Uncommon sat, 1x Hal sat from Block 78, 1x BTC Pizza sat, 1x sat from the first ever Bitcoin transaction & 1x from Satoshi Nakamoto himself — and became the 8-Bit ULTRA, multi-sat sentient. The first of his kind, the 5 Satribute Ordinal was re-born.